Saturday, August 17, 2013
Crystal Marie Ackerman (Again)
I don't know how much worse this chick can get, but it's both amusing and horrifying to follow the train wreck of her life on Facebook. Crystal Marie Ackerman had previously made it onto my "Bad Breeders of Wisconsin" list, and I just have to share her new pictures. She recently posted a bunch of them on Craigslist, so I'm sure she won't mind if I spread them around! Crystal specializes in Gypsy Vanner and Friesian crosses... yeah, you saw that one coming, didn't you? This is her incredibly long-backed, herring-gutted Friesian stallion:
And guess what, Crystal is a trainer as well as a breeder! Just look at how much junk is over/under/on these horses-- that must mean she's doing an amazing job!
I think her thought process for the next picture went like this: "I know how to make this horse sell better! I'll put a show halter on him! I won't even need to groom him or stand him square or even take pictures on level ground, the show halter magically fixes everything!"
Barbed wire? Check. Uncapped T-post? Check. Spraying an unrestrained horse in the face while near this stuff? Double check. Gee, I wonder how the horse got that face wound?
Super classy my friend... people must be lining up at the door to do business with you!
So what's worse, riding a 13 month old horse, breeding mustangs when thousands are being held in BLM facilities, or this atrociously placed saddle pad? Crystal says, "Romeo my friesian mustang baby at 13 months isn't he a looker!" Yes, he is gorgeous. I hope you sell him to someone else very, very soon. I'm thinking maybe not though, because you're asking $8,000.
You know what most sales ads are missing? Pictures of mares with pieces of afterbirth hanging from their asses. Yep, when selling a foal, Crystal really knows how to include the intimate details that make potential buyers feel like the horse is already part of the family! Just look at the bloody goo! Too bad you can't see anything except the shriveled newborn butt of the foal that's for sale.
Crystal lives in Fennimore, WI, and enjoys breeding tons and tons of horses with poor conformation, breeding dogs, and feeding live bunny rabbits to snakes in her bathroom. You can finder on Facebook and Twitter.
Posted by The Green Traveler at 2:23 PM